Movie Reviews

Bless the Child

14 Oct 2000

These are not the theological pages, and as a mere film reviewer, this writer is not qualified to tell sincere spiritual work apart from mumbo-jumbo. But he'll try anyway. After all, Hollywood has churned out plenty of pseudo-spiritual nonsense, in which the servants of God battle the servants of the devil, often using obscure monastic techniques. Unlike biblical stories, however, nobody (however devout) could ever take them seriously.

"Bless the Child", directed by Chuck Russell with all the old tricks, suggests that the forces of good can easily prevail over the forces of darkness, just because darkness is so damn stupid. In the goofy script (based on Cathy Cash Spellman's novel), a young girl, Cody, is born, destined to save the world with her Messianic powers. For some reason, God doesn't choose a saintly young woman like the Virgin Mary as her mother, but Jenna (Angela Bettis), a hopeless New York drug addict, who deserts her daughter, leaving the baby in the care of her far less pathetic sister, Maggie (Kim Basinger).

Six years later, Cody (Holliston Coleman), is sought-after by a Satanic cult leader, Eric Stark, who wants to lure her to the path of evil. Rufus Sewell plays Eric as so obviously sinister, such a painfully objectionable twerp, that it's doubtful he could possibly convince any child to go anywhere near him, let alone join him in his mission. Rather than tempt Cody with candy and Pokemon videos, he tries to scare her into turning evil. He even presides over several brutal murders, for no good reason apart from good ol' Hollywood shock value. What a loser.

He has no chance against Maggie and her ally John (Jimmy Smits), a hard-boiled FBI agent and would-be priest. These two are on the side of the angels. Truly. Except that here in New York, the angels take the form of inspirational janitors, and mysterious strangers who save their lives on bridges and in subways.

Let's not be cynical. We know that the righteous can triumph. Look at Robin Hood versus the Sheriff of Nottingham, Luke Skywalker versus Darth Vader, Ian Thorpe versus Gary Hall, Jr.

But the silliness, the forced symbolism of "Bless the Child", reveals it for what it is: just another dumb horror film.

 
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